Its another bad terrible joke….. sorry

The family wheeled Old G out on the lawn, in his wheelchair, where the activities for his 100th birthday were taking place. Old G couldn’t speak very well, but he would write notes when he needed to communicate.  After a short time out on the lawn, Old G started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed him, straightened him up and stuffed pillows on his right side.  A short time later, he started leaning off to his left, so again the family grabbed him and stuffed pillows on his left side.  Soon he started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed him and then tied a pillowcase around his waist to hold him up.  A nephew who arrived late came up to Old G and said, ‘Hi, sir, you’re looking good! How are they treating you?’ Old G took out his little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, “Bastards won’t let me fart.”

I would love to say these will get better, but its just downhill from now……