Killers

Iron Maiden – Killers, Atari ST

And Clairvoyant

Iron Maiden – The Clairvoyant, Atari ST

Iron Maiden ‘Brave New World’ – Mountie Eddie

It’s shame really, the artwork on this sleeve is outstanding.

anyway I’ve got a spare five minutes, lets see if i can help them.

1) OMG! Does God exist and why does it matter?
Oh dear, please don’t use text speak, anyway haven’t you just broken one of the  commandments, something about lords name in vain.  You cant prove god exists or not, does it matter… Probably not

2) Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, Brahma – do I need to choose?
why not throw in Zeus, Buddha, Vishnu… you have roughly 2500 deities in the world, if we have a jealous god choose wisely.  as Homer Simpson says -  “What if we picked the wrong religion? Every week we’re just making God madder and madder.”

3) Can sex be wrong when it feels so right?
What a stupid question,  simply just don’t do anything you are not comfortable with, or force anyone to do anything they don’t want to do.

4) Hypocrisy: how to survive the church?
Simple. Don’t go!  if you need the though of a reward (heaven) or the threat of punishment (hell) you have a problem.

5) Can I recession-proof my life?
Another ridiculous stupid question.  Save, don’t donate to any church they don’t need your money. – Really they don’t!

6) Life: what’s the point?
None, Nada, Zip.  we all share a common purpose in life, we are born to die.

7) If God is so good why is the world so *#:$!*?
Oh boy! perhaps he just doesn’t give a shit .. I will quote Epicurus here, as I cant put it any better.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

Epicurus, philosopher (c. 341-270 BCE)

8) When I die, will I exist?
No you won’t, because you will be dead! (well i suppose you may exist as a memory)
see Q4 rewards and punishment…

If these are your BIG 8 questions, then i am not impressed.
how about, 1) How to end world Hunger, 2) End Homelessness, 3) End the abuse of children,  4) End Needless War. 5) End Disease 6) Education For Everyone 7) Equal Rights For Everyone 8) End Poverty.

/rant over.

Guess i better put this:
Disclaimer : Remember these are my opinions.  I did not force you to read this, don’t force your beliefs at me

Communist Cat

The Cat has a soul patch, I like that…..

Bible Contradiction

Say it aint so…. the bible contradicts itself? well yes, yes it does …. many many times.  (don’t get me started)

best use of that template

Some Kansas! awesome edit of that unused WW2 template.  (The original red template was never used, it would only be used if there was a successful Nazi invasion during WW2)

This one made me laugh, the cat is awesome!

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But this one? ummm, kinda brutal

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I usual use the apple mail.app when at home to deal with emails, one thing that’s always bugged me, how it deals with attachments.  especially when its large images, you can always right click the image and ‘show as icon’ but what if you want to turn this annoyance off (not gonna call it a feature, its not).  open terminal, and fire in these commands.

defaults write com.apple.mail DisableInlineAttachmentViewing -bool yes

If you want to revert back to the old ways, all you gotta do is this

defaults write com.apple.mail DisableInlineAttachmentViewing -bool false

Restart mail.app and bobs yer uncle.  now obviously, be careful much damage can be done in terminal.   Also, if you are sending large images, make sure the actual size is selected, otherwise it will re size the image.

More tips to follow!!! (perhaps)

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Cultural differences explained:

Ausssies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that’s the government’s job.

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can’t possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don’t, but only because they can’t get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches,
to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Love to watch sports on the idiot box.
Brits: Love to watch sports in stadiums so they can fight with other fans.
Canadians: Prefer to actually engage in sports rather than watch them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it “English.”
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it “English.”
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add “G’day”, “mate,” and a heavy accent to everything they say

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas and liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas and liquor in a backwards country.

Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can’t agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits:     Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies:   Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens.
Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens.
Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian.
Aussies: Wollow on about how some of their past citizens were once outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers.

Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

Canadians: Encourage immigrants to keep their old ways and avoid assimilation.
Americans: Encourage immigrants to assimilate quickly and dump their old ways.
Brits: Encourages immigrants to go to Canada or America.

Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it.
Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it.
Americans: Don’t have to do either, and couldn’t care less.
Aussies:   Don’t understand what inclement weather means.

Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious.
Canadians: Have produced many great commedians, like John Candy, Martin Short, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV.
Americans: Think that these people are American!
Brits: Have produced many great comedians, but Americans ignore them because they don’t understand subtle humor.

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Police in Albuquerque remove religious nutters protesting a metal convert

Portobello is a beach resort located three miles to the east of the city centre of Edinburgh, along the coast of the Firth of Forth, in Scotland. It is now a suburb of Edinburgh, with a promenade fronting on to the wide sand beach. Its heyday as a resort was almost certainly in the late 19th century, and it was in slow decline throughout the 20th century. Its attraction was mainly limited to the inhabitants of Edinburgh, but some claim it was an attraction to Glaswegians, particularly when the Glasgow Fair “trade holiday” signalled the start of a 2 week holiday for the west. By the 1960s it had evolved into an area of amusement arcades and some permanent funfair attractions. From the 1980s onwards these also gradually disappeared and by the end of the 20th century the Promenade had almost no attractions specific to its seaside location. – Wiki-

Portobello

Puggys on the beach

Portobello

Portobello

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