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		<title>Bargain!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 14:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"></p> <p>&#160;</p> <p>What a steal, Windows 7 anytime upgrade, starter to Home premium, for the small small price of £5,638.00</p> ]]></description>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>What a steal, Windows 7 anytime upgrade, starter to Home premium, for the small small price of £5,638.00</p>
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		<title>If Fonts were Dogs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 09:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If fonts were dogs</p> <p></p> <p>But, I don&#8217;t think thats very fair, that dog looks so much better than comic sans</p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If fonts were dogs</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" title="If Fonts were dogs" src="http://www.cludgie.co.uk/images/2/fontdogs.jpg" alt="If Fonts were dogs" width="357" height="690" /></p>
<p>But, I don&#8217;t think thats very fair, that dog looks so much better than comic sans</p>
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		<title>Caption This Photo!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<title>Puggies on the beach @ Portobello</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Edinburgh]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>These have been on Portobello beach for a few weeks now, to be perfectly honest I am surprised the local neds have not smashed them to bits. Managed to get down Last friday to take some snaps.</p> <p style="text-align: center;"> <p style="text-align: center;"></p> <p style="text-align: center;"> <p style="text-align: center;"></p> <p style="text-align: center;"></p> <p style="text-align: center;"></p> [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These have been on Portobello beach for a few weeks now, to be perfectly honest I am surprised the local neds have not smashed them to bits.  Managed to get down Last friday to take some snaps.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.cludgie.co.uk/photos/Edinburgh/portobello/images/IMG_0955.JPG" alt="" width="480" height="360" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.cludgie.co.uk/photos/Edinburgh/portobello/images/IMG_0960.JPG" alt="" width="480" height="360" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.cludgie.co.uk/photos/Edinburgh/portobello/images/IMG_0961.JPG" alt="" width="360" height="480" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.cludgie.co.uk/photos/Edinburgh/portobello/images/IMG_0959.JPG" alt="" width="480" height="360" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I googled it so you don&#8217;t have to, Scotsman <a href="http://news.scotsman.com/scotland/Fruit-machines-are-latest-installation.6446309.jp" target="_blank">link</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://news.scotsman.com/scotland/Fruit-machines-are-latest-installation.6446309.jp" target="_blank"></a>More photos in my <a href="http://www.cludgie.co.uk/photos_index/scotland/scotland-edinburgh/edinburgh-portobello/?nggpage=5" target="_self">gallery</a> funny feeling I may have broke something while updating this gallery . oh well watch this space</p>
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		<title>Bizzare Adds / Headlines</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 09:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p> </p> <p>Via Criggo they have loads more there</p> ]]></description>
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<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.cludgie.co.uk/images/odd/horse.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="264" /></p>
<p><img src="../images/odd/reason.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="258" /> <img src="../images/odd/homeless-man-under-house-arrest-paradox.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="321" /></p>
<p>Via <a href="http://criggo.com/" target="_blank">Criggo</a> they have loads more there</p>
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		<title>Fight For The Nuggets</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 13:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Taken From the BBC web site</p> <p>Some people take their food seriously &#8211; but no one more than one customer at a fast-food outlet in Toledo, Ohio.</p> <p>Melodi Dushane was so frustrated that she couldn&#8217;t order chicken nuggets &#8211; because the restaurant was serving breakfast &#8211; that she attacked the member of staff.</p> <p>On the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Taken From the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922428" target="_blank">BBC </a>web site</p>
<blockquote><p>Some people take their food seriously &#8211; but no one more than one customer at a fast-food outlet in Toledo, Ohio.</p>
<p>Melodi Dushane was so frustrated that she couldn&#8217;t order chicken nuggets &#8211; because the restaurant was serving breakfast &#8211; that she attacked the member of staff.</p>
<p>On the surveillance video, which has just been released by police, Dushane, 25, gets out of her car and appears to hit the drive-through employee in the mouth.</p>
<p>Seconds later she smashes the window before driving off.</p>
<p>She was arrested and faces vandalism charges.</p></blockquote>
<p>Also a video &#8211; No Sound in for this video</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Its fast food nuggets &#8211; Come on! it&#8217;s not worth eating let alone figthing for</p>
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		<title>Chewbacca &amp; Squirrel V Nazis</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 21:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Three words, that I would never imagine would be in the same sentence</p> <p>Chewbacca riding a giant Squirrel fighting nazis</p> <p></p> <p>Found on the Laughing Squid Via deviantart.com</p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three words, that I would never imagine would be in the same sentence</p>
<p>Chewbacca riding a giant Squirrel fighting nazis</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.cludgie.co.uk/images/2/chewbacca-squirrel-nazis.jpg" alt="" width="612" height="792" /></p>
<p>Found on the <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/chewbacca-riding-a-giant-squirrel-chasing-down-nazis/" target="_blank">Laughing Squid</a> Via <a href="http://gamefan84.deviantart.com/#/d2uht1l" target="_blank">deviantart.com</a></p>
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		<title>Call 911</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A Manitoba resident calls 911 demanding to have the Winnipeg Jets return to Winnipeg,</p> <p>A 33-year-old resident of Lundar, Manitoba is facing numerous charges after allegedly making a series of 911 calls which included demanding RCMP officers somehow bring the National Hockey League back to the province.</p> <p>&#8220;He began the conversation by saying he wanted [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Manitoba resident calls 911 demanding to have the Winnipeg Jets return to Winnipeg,</p>
<blockquote><p>A 33-year-old resident of Lundar, Manitoba is facing numerous charges after allegedly making a series of 911 calls which included demanding RCMP officers somehow bring the National Hockey League back to the province.</p>
<p>&#8220;He began the conversation by saying he wanted the Jets back. He was quite upset about it,&#8221; a justice source told the Free Press on Wednesday. The incident occurred last year but was never reported publicly by police. The Free Press uncovered details this week through court documents.</p>
<p>The potential return of the NHL has been a hot topic in recent years, with many believing it’s a matter of when, not if, Winnipeg gets a team back. And while the subject usually triggers passionate debate, this is believed to be the first time it has ever prompted police action.</p>
<p>The emergency dispatcher politely told the angry caller there was nothing she could do to help him and reminded him that he was tying up a valuable resource before hanging up. But the man continued to phone back, claiming he had a lot on his mind.</p>
<p>&#8220;He had apparently been drinking and told police he hadn’t slept in days. He started talking about world conglomerates, things like that. He was hallucinating, obviously,&#8221; said the source.</p>
<p>The final straw came when the man began insulting the 911 operator, eventually calling her a crude name. She warned him that his number had been traced and police were being sent out to arrest him.</p>
<p>&#8220;If you’re coming to get me, can you bring me some smokes,&#8221; was his reply.</p></blockquote>
<p>Taken fron the winnipeg free press 21-July-2010, <a href="http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews/Lundar-resident-faces-charges-over-911-calls-98975869.html" target="_blank">clicky </a>for full article</p>
<p>Its been 14 years since they left for Phoinex, patience young padawan they will be back soon! (Fingers Crossed)</p>
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		<title>Mad Cows</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Those mad mad cows</p> <p></p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those mad mad cows</p>
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		<title>Ryanair sandwich incident</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 08:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This was taken from the Aviation Herald but this is truly a WTF moment, if this report is  true true</p> <p>Incident: Ryanair B738 enroute on Jul 20th 2010, passenger considered unruly over food dispute</p> <p>By Simon Hradecky, created Wednesday, Jul 21st 2010 15:57Z, last updated Wednesday, Jul 21st 2010 15:57Z</p> <p>A Ryanair Boeing 737-800, registration [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was taken from the <a href="http://avherald.com/h?article=42e99ae7" target="_blank">Aviation Herald</a> but this is truly a WTF moment, if this report is  true true</p>
<blockquote><p>Incident: Ryanair B738 enroute on Jul 20th 2010, passenger considered unruly over food dispute</p>
<p>By Simon Hradecky, created Wednesday, Jul 21st 2010 15:57Z, last updated Wednesday, Jul 21st 2010 15:57Z</p>
<p>A Ryanair Boeing 737-800, registration EI-DWS performing flight FR-8904 from Berlin Schoenefeld (Germany) to Rygge (Norway), was enroute when a male passenger (45) decided to purchase one of the sandwiches advertised as freshly made, however was served something he thought was not meeting expectations and tasted more like rubber. When he complained about the quality of the sandwich, the crew decided to request police meet the aircraft on arrival in Rygge. The airplane landed safely, police took the passenger off the aircraft.</p>
<p>Rygge&#8217;s police confirmed the incident stating with chuckles they had never before been called out for a passenger complaining about a sandwich. After taking note of the passengers identity they sent the passenger home. No charges were brought forward by police.</p>
<p>Ryanair said, the captain requested police due to the unruly behaviour of the passenger. Assistance by police is requested only when absolutely necessary by assessment of the crew.</p></blockquote>
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